text message starters pt. 1
- [ text; ] this is a terrible idea
- [ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
- [ text; ] i need help.
- [ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
- [ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
- [ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
- [ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good
- [ text; ] i love death and dying
- [ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
- [ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
- [ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- [ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.
- [ text; ] leave me alone.
- [ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
- [ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
- [ text; ] some-
- [ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
- [ text; ] i'm going to do it.
- [ text; ] i'm sorry.
- [ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
- [ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
- [ text; ] you okay?
- [ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please
- [ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
- [ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
- [ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
- [ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep
- [ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!